I am Groot. (✿◠‿◠)
so my mom came home from work and woke me up from my nap and the first thing she said was “OH MY GOSH HONEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK AND COLLAR WHO DID THIS OH MY GOSH!”
i panicked so i said
"mum, i fell and hit the corner of the table really hard"
she believed me.
(why does my hair look so fuckin dark, it’s blond man)